Reality around you --RAYs to absorb.

Irritants

Some people just need a high-five

In the face

With a chair!

Texting Fail Part 4:

Gf: It’s over

Bf: WHAT??? AFTER ALL I’VE DONE FOR YOU?!? I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER!!! BITCH!!

Bf: I hope you would love to know that I slept with 3 of your friends u bitch! xD

Gf: I was talking about the movie…

Bf: Oh… So how was it?

Gf: Bitch!!

I’m back

News

Apple has sold 4 million iPhone 4s handsets away in three days.

Courtesy apple news

Guys now follow me in twitter as well ..
Search for me as (memyselfis1) will be having the same display pic as here ..
Until then cheers!

Just for fun!!

Reblog this if u have

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2)Facebook
3)Twitter

Am I??

❖-Am I the only one who-❖
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•Tries to predict when a red light will change green.
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•Hates their voice on the phone and in recordings.
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•Who hates when you send a long text message to someone & then all they say is ” k”.
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•Who gets really frustrated when your computer freezes.
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•Who likes going to stores at night.
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•Who thinks it’s really annoying when people intentionally try to make you jealous.
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•Who has laughed at something serious when you weren’t supposed to.
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•Who closes their eyes during a horror movie & then opens them at the scariest part.
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•Who still judges a book by it’s cover.
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•Secretly drank milk(any drink) from the carton.
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•Who actually loves Facebook fights.
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•Who makes funny faces in the mirror just for fun & to see what you look like.
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•Who wished you had a time machine to fix something you did.
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•Who notices when adults give kids lectures it encourages the kids to do it more.
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•When something says it’s impossible to do_____. So I try to do it just to see.
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INSULTS

mean girl: ur boyfriend is ugly

me: well i heard opposites attract so u just need to find some one attractive, smart, and funny
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mean girl: your soo ugly

me: yea your lucky you were born beautiful unlike me who was born a BIG liar
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mean girl: i cant believe we used to be friends

me: i still cant forget the first time we met…but i keep trying too
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plz reblog..

Meanwhile after the day he was drunk!

Guy1: “c’mon I wasn’t that drunk, was I?”
Guy2: “Dude, u congratulated a potato for getting a part in the toy story !!”

Child hood

And when we were kids
we colored white people orange and girls always wore triangle dresses

All asians were considered chinese

Bendee straws were the best invention

We felt grown-up when we ordered off the kids menu

we didnt care what anyone thought about us, and drama was almost non-existent

friends were friends no matter what, and hurt was falling.
We got excited about the little things
and could make a game out of anything.
Oh kids

Reblog this if you miss being a little kid…

Meanwhile in a hospital…

Girl: my heart operation is today, I’m so scared..
Boy: you’ll be ok baby
Girl: I’m going to the operation room now babe, I love you.
Boy: (looks away, starts to cry) bye babe
Girl gets heart transplant, and comes out of operation looking for him
Girl: where is he?
Mum: didn’t they tell you who gave you your heart?
Girl: oh my god
Mum: just kidding, he’s taking a shit..

Alarms

*Alarm set for 6:00 am*
*Wake up at 5:59 am*

Who else lies back down to cherish that one last minute of sleep?

Qoutes

” Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often.”~ Unknown

Qoutes

” Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often.”~ Unknown